How it all began...

 

Welcome to FAT ASS ROCKS, where we believe that diamonds should be as big as your dreams (and your appetite for bling)! Our journey began when we helped Jordan’s sister pick out an engagement ring that was shinier than a disco ball at a dance-off. After teaming up with a private diamond cutter in Dallas, we realized that we could offer bigger, better diamonds without breaking the bank (or your heart).

Founded in 2025 by yours truly, Ryan and Jordan Karnes, we decided to shake things up in the diamond game. We’re all about lab-grown diamonds that are not only stunning but also eco-friendly (because Mother Earth deserves some love too!). Our collection features exquisite cuts like the Asscher and Emerald, perfect for those who want to elevate their jewelry game without sacrificing their values.

At FAT ASS ROCKS, we’re on a mission to make luxury accessible, one fabulous diamond at a time. We like to think of ourselves as the Robin Hood of the jewelry world—stealing from overpriced stores and giving to the diamond-loving masses! So, whether you’re looking to pop the question, treat yourself, or just want to dazzle your friends, we’ve got the FAT ASS ROCKS you need. Join us on this sparkling adventure, and let’s make some memories (and maybe a few bad puns) together!